For those of you who have something nice to say, you may contact me at  For those of you who want to report what you have read to the authorities, suck my big, right toe.  It’s MY life.  Yeah, it sucks mostly, but it’s mine, and if anyone is turning mommy in, don’t even think it won’t be me.

Thanks for reading.

  • Anonymous

    you rock.

    • thank you.

  • Bschoepf1981

    yay!! congrats gus man!! …..thank you for the giggles today 🙂

  • Rick

    Hey Jess-   LMAO – HYSTERICAL!!!!  Great reading.  Coming back anytime I need a laugh.


    • thanks for reading, dude. you can probably relate!